As soon as my insomnia was diagnosed it ran away, leaving me unable to stay awake. I have exams in a few days and the likelihood I’ll sleep through at least one of them is sky high (as is the likelihood that I won’t be able to study for said exams).
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
I got a distinction for an arts essay (and subsequently the highest mark I have ever received within a distinction). I repeat: for an ARTS essay! Is this a parallel universe?! I’m a science student! What!!
I HAVE NOT SEEN DAYLIGHT IN 72 HOURS
i haven’t eaten all day, nope